What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!

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Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

What evil do the USA and Darth Vader have in common?

Using imperial units.

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Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!

What do you call chow mein cooked in tomato sauce?

Impasta

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How does a Chinese cat say hello?

Mi Hao.

How heavy is a Chinese dumpling?

Wonton.

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How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away their little brooms!

What does a Chinese bear fry eggs in?

A pan, duh!

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

What is Fonzi's favorite letter of the alphabet?

"F," for Fonzi. Duh.