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What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!

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What do bees do if they want to use public transport?

Wait at a buzz stop!

What's pretty and expensive but has no use?

Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar shelf.

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Why do oysters enjoy being cooked?

It raises their shellfish steam.

What's the worst part of being a cook in prison?

Having to toss everyone's salad

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How does a Chinese family name their children?

They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.

What do you call a Chinese duo that plays ping pong?

Ping Pong

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How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?

You take away its tiny brooms.

What does a Chinese bear fry eggs in?

A pan, duh!

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Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

What is Fonzi's favorite letter of the alphabet?

F", for Fonzi. Duh.