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What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!

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How do you know if a black person used your TV?

It's not there anymore.

Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

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Why can't short people cook?

Because the steaks are too high.

Why don't more people cook Armenian food?

Because it can be very thyme-consuming.

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Why is it so difficult to call Chinese people?

There's so many wings it's easy to wing the wong number.

What are you up to?

Her: I'm making Chinese. Me: Cloning's unethical. Hahaha just kidding. Make me a math tutor.

Pan Jokes More Pan Jokes

What does a black and white bear use to cook it's dinner?

A pan, duh!

How are bears related to cooking?

The pan... duh

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

Why are you rushin'?

Too which I replied "Because my grandpa is from Moscow." Duh..