What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!

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What is something you can use to find the pH of tree sap?

A log!

What type of gun do time travelers use?

A Clock-18

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What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

What happens when geese land in a volcano?

They cook their own gooses!

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What's thr difference between the Chinese and racism?

Racism has many faces.

What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have?

Lo mein.

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What do they say about the noise at the Burger Land Super Bowl?

It's PAN-demonium!

How are bears related to cooking?

The pan... duh

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What is Fonzi's favorite letter of the alphabet?

"F," for Fonzi. Duh.

Who do ghosts worship?

Boo, DUH!!!