What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!

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What does cats and festival attendees have in common?

They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.

What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

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How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

What did Richard Nixon say after he tried to make dinner at the White House for the first time?

I am not a cook

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What do you call a robbery in China?

A Chinese take away!

What do you get when you cross a duck and a cat?

A Chinese restaurant's newest entree!

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How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away its brooms.

How are bears related to cooking?

The pan... duh

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Who do ghosts worship?

Boo, DUH!!!

What's the most obvious name you can give a Panda?

Pan, duh!