What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!

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They are used to being chaste.

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Wel-dern

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She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

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A pan, duh!

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What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!

What's the most obvious name you can give a Panda?

Pan, duh!