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What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!

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Why do we use black pens on white paper?

So hangman is more realistic.

What technology are old people better at using than young people?

Life support.

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What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!

What My Friend Said Once They Discovered The Existence of Gravitational Waves?

Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What a Chinese Restaurant Owner's Preferred License Plate?

888 MSG

What's a Chinese fisherman's least favorite part of living in Hollywood?

Pilot season

Pan Jokes More Pan Jokes

How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away their little brooms!

How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?

You take away its tiny brooms.

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What's the most obvious name you can give a Panda?

Pan, duh!

What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!