What do you get when you throw a rabbit at someone's head?

Facial Hare

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What do you do when you see Michael J. Fox in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry.

Why did the old man throw the matress out the window?

Dementia

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How do rabbits fly?

In hareplanes.

What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

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Why did the man lost in the woods catch fire?

He was heading west.

Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head?

Lice. Lice, maybe.