What do you get when you throw a rabbit at someone's head?

Facial Hare

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Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Because someone threw a fridge at her....

Why did the blond get fired from the M&ampM factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

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How many magicians does it take to pull a rabbit out of a hat?

One. It's a trick question.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rabbit?

A dead rabbit with a big hole.

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What do you call a man with a kilt over his head?

Scott!

Why were the camels wearing sandals?

To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.