Why did the hipster drown?

Because he went ice-skating before it was cool ()

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Why did the Polish government have to finally ban water-polo throughout the country?

Too many horses were drowning.

How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?

Shoot before he hits the water.

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Why don't hipsters shoot heroin?

It's too mainstream

Why did the hipster never catch a fish?

Because he didn't go in the mainstream

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Why do hipsters hate ice skating?

They could never do it before it was cool

Why did the hipster drown in the lake?

Because he went ice skating before it was cool.