Why did the hipster drown?

Because he went ice-skating before it was cool ()

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Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-Nile.

How does John Marston take a shower?

1st he gets nice and wet, then he dies of drowning

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Why did the hipster only listen to dead musicians?

So he could say he listened to them when they were underground.

How much does the average Hipster weigh?

About 74,000 Insta-grams.

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Why did the hipster drown?

Because he went ice-skating before it was cool ()

Why do hipsters hate ice skating?

They could never do it before it was cool