Why did the hipster drown?

Because he went ice-skating before it was cool ()

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Where are you most likely to drown?

Deepends*

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

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What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common?

They all have white vans

What's the difference between a hipster and a lumberjack?

The lumberjack has a job.

Ice Skating Jokes More Ice Skating Jokes

Why do hipsters hate ice skating?

They could never do it before it was cool

Why did the hipster drown?

Because he went ice-skating before it was cool ()