Why did the hipster drown?

Because he went ice-skating before it was cool ()

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How do you stop a ginger from drowning?

You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.

How do you save a drowning mouse?

Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!

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What did the hipster say when a Starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!

What s the weight of a hipster?

One Insta-gramm

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Why did the hipster drown?

Because he went ice-skating before it was cool ()

Why did the hipster drown in the lake?

Because he went ice skating before it was cool.