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What did one dry erase marker say to the other?

I'm bored! (As in board) Another one from my 9 year-old.

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What did the 9 year old girl say to her swimming instructor?

Will I really sink if you take your fingers out

What is the Sun's favorite candy?

Starburst! Another one from my 9 year old. I don't know where he gets it.

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Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?

He's always nailed to the boards....

Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.