What did one dry erase marker say to the other?

I'm bored! (As in board) Another one from my 9 year-old.

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What did the 9 year old girl say to her swimming instructor?

Will I really sink if you take your fingers out

What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

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What did Goldberg say when he boarded the wrong train?

Auschittz.

Why is Jesus bad at hockey?

He always gets nailed to the boards.