What did one dry erase marker say to the other?

I'm bored! (As in board) Another one from my 9 year-old.

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What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

What is a rocket's favorite meal?

Launch! Another one from my 9 year old.

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Why is Jesus so bad at hockey?

Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!

How do you recognize a blonde in school?

They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.