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What did one dry erase marker say to the other?

I'm bored! (As in board) Another one from my 9 year-old.

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Where do pots go on vacation?

JaPAN! From my 9 year old.

What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

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What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left her house to board the Challenger space shuttle?

You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish.

Why do they call boats "she"?

Because the wives had to get on board somehow.