9 Year Old Jokes

What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

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What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

Where do pots go on vacation?

JaPAN! From my 9 year old.

What is the Sun's favorite candy?

Starburst! Another one from my 9 year old. I don't know where he gets it.

What is a rocket's favorite meal?

Launch! Another one from my 9 year old.

What do caves have?

Echosystems. From my 9 year-old.

What did one dry erase marker say to the other?

I'm bored! (As in board) Another one from my 9 year-old.

What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

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Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....

Why did the computer science student drop out?

He just couldn't hack it.

You're Jokes More You're Jokes

Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

Launch Jokes More Launch Jokes

What did Nokia's executives say when the iPhone launched?

We're Finnished.

What happened when the Samsung Note 7 was launched?

It was an explosive success

Yesterday Jokes More Yesterday Jokes

How can you be so sure?

I was 10 years old yesterday.

What happened on Reddit yesterday?

A pao-erful change

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?

"The C" COMMENT A JOKE BELOW!

How many redditors does it take to send a letter?

Three. One to post it, and two to repost it.

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How many eggs does a Frenchman need?

One, because that's an Oeuf.

What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg?

The egg gets laid!

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

How can North Korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.

What's the difference between a toilet and a sink?

Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.

Japan Jokes More Japan Jokes

What food guide does a Chicagoan need in Japan?

A Ramen Manual.

Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.