A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)
U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.
JaPAN! From my 9 year old.
Starburst!
Launch! Another one from my 9 year old.
Echosystems. From my 9 year-old.
I'm bored! (As in board) Another one from my 9 year-old.
It sinks.
3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)
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Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.
An author-dontist
Ehh it's easier If I just write it off as tax evasion
Because one more would be "two-fahrty"
Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair.
I, 4-1, know we won't win.
A Kami.
I don't know but they're OK now.
You see L.A.
If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.
Besides that's what she said and yo mama.
He used a Sea-saw.
