A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
20 hot 9 year olds.
U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.
JaPAN! From my 9 year old.
A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son.
Starburst! Another one from my 9 year old. I don't know where he gets it.
Launch! Another one from my 9 year old.
Echosystems. From my 9 year-old.
I'm bored! (As in board) Another one from my 9 year-old.
It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)
3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Will I really sink if you take your fingers out
Because he's a pervert that likes showing people his snowballs.
You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.
A pedo-file.
Give him sheet music.
The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.
It cracked.
Because on top of it was written: Open here.
An author-dontist Wahey!
Teacher: What is the difference between lightning and electricity? Alexander: I know you do not have to pay for lightning.
One has hope in her soul...
Ring him while he's ironing...
Because it's a terrible album.
There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died. What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool? Coco puffs.
You don't you see if you've got 3 condoms.
Cancer
