A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)
U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.
JaPAN! From my 9 year old.
Starburst!
Launch! Another one from my 9 year old.
Echosystems. From my 9 year-old.
I'm bored! (As in board) Another one from my 9 year-old.
It sinks.
3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)
I'm Thor
A space engineer!
Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!
When the ham is cured!
It was an explosive success
They throw a boat at it.
Tell him you belong to "the" 20%.
There's 20 of them
He used a Sea-saw.
THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.
To get to the other side!
Lourdes. Mother Theresa always goes there.
It packs its trunk and leaves.
Re-morse code
A. "One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."
