A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)
U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.
JaPAN! From my 9 year old.
Starburst! Another one from my 9 year old. I don't know where he gets it.
Launch! Another one from my 9 year old.
Echosystems. From my 9 year-old.
I'm bored! (As in board) Another one from my 9 year-old.
It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)
3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)
He took too long to put his boots on!
You can drop her off wherever.
Oz Moses.
One is a bar room, and one is a Barooooooooooooom!
A book has papers.
2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.
Diego
So you would never know what side he was on.
Because they're too cagey.
Both crews were marooned.
UCLA.
Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.
He eclipse it.
The moon scares the daylights out of it!
