9 Year Old Jokes

What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

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What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

Where do pots go on vacation?

JaPAN! From my 9 year old.

What is the Sun's favorite candy?

Starburst!

What is a rocket's favorite meal?

Launch! Another one from my 9 year old.

What do caves have?

Echosystems. From my 9 year-old.

What did one dry erase marker say to the other?

I'm bored! (As in board) Another one from my 9 year-old.

What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks.

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

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Where do pencils go for vacation?

Pencil-vania.

Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

John Cougar's Melon Camp

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.

Photo Jokes More Photo Jokes

What kind of photos do turtles take?

Shellfies

Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

Why's the sink depressed?

It's been feeling drained

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It sinks.

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What's the easiest way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What's faster, the speed of thought or the speed of light?

Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.

Why did the lemon turn green?

Because he had lime disease

You're Jokes More You're Jokes

Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

Why did the hipster chemist get burnt?

He touched the beaker before it was cool.

What did one pile of burning wood say to the other?

Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?