If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.
A pao-erful change
I bought some thyme yesterday.
Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)
For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.
Swine flu
U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.
It wasn't born yesterday.
Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.
Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet
Yesterday
Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already.
Because I couldn't find it yesterday.
Robert" "Since when is Robert your best friend " "Yesterday."
It wasn't born yesterday
Diego
Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"
Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.
Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997
I was 10 years old yesterday.
When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another!
Holstaines
I, Robotussin.
Wel-dern
Signing the legal guardian paperwork
If u say its not ok they give it to u for free
Police: Police. Me:What do u want Police: To talk. Me: How many r u Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other.
One has hope in her soul...
I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!
Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!
A 15 yard penalty.
You pull down their gene's and have a look! Credit: I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home.
I said, "Piggy"
Rabbit
