If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.
A pao-erful change
I bought some thyme yesterday.
For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.
Swine flu
U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.
It wasn't born yesterday.
Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.
Yesterday
Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already.
Because I couldn't find it yesterday.
Robert" "Since when is Robert your best friend " "Yesterday."
It wasn't born yesterday
Diego
Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"
Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997
I was 10 years old yesterday.
Usually they prefer to be called "officer"
Oinkment
They fixed it because they're the fawns
She complains to a man.
It caused a revolution.
You are turbanned
Cause beer is made with hops.
Cause it's far out, man
And who's gonna be the lucky guy to pop it
The urge to pop a cold one.
General Pao's chicken.
A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?
SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.
Darth Vader.
OC) He already has supervision.
