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Who is your best friend?

Robert" "Since when is Robert your best friend " "Yesterday."

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Why does Bernie know he'll win the elections?

Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.

How much for the best friend?

Manager: Sir, we've been through this, our cashiers aren't for sale.

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What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

Why did I rob the bank?

For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.

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What's the main difference between Kim and Robert K?

Robert didn't get a famous black guy off all by himself...

Who is your best friend?

Robert" "Since when is Robert your best friend " "Yesterday."