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Who is your best friend?

Robert" "Since when is Robert your best friend " "Yesterday."

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Why should a man never bang his best friend?

He'll probably catch fleas

What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?

A flat mate.

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What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

Why did you call off yesterday?

Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.

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What do you call a Robert on a stick?

A keBob!

Who is your best friend?

Robert" "Since when is Robert your best friend " "Yesterday."