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How do you grow a cow?

Plant its nuts.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow having a seizure?

A milkshake.

What do you call a cow with one udder?

A bull.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What exactly do you have to plant to grow a seedless watermelon?

Just water

Where did the poor Italian man grow up?

The spaghetto

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What does a nut say when it sneezes?

Cashew.

What sounds do nuts make when they sneeze?

Cashew

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What are you planting?

Said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."

Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.