How do you grow a cow?

Plant its nuts.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

What do you call a cow that can't make milk?

An udder failure!

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What's another name for an parent?

Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.

What kind of tree grows in your hand?

A palm tree.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran wrap?

Well, I can clearly see your nuts.

Whats with the wheel on your john?

The pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

Why did they plant trees in Harlem?

Public transportation.

What do you get when you plant a loaf of bread?

A bakery.