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How do you grow a cow?

Plant its nuts.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What advice to cows give?

Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!

What has four legs and goes 'Boo'?

A cow with a cold.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?

Grow old!

What did the worm want to do when he grew up?

He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

The pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

What did the man say after he forgot to pull out?

I regret nutting!!!

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

Why did the plant use a dating service?

To find its stomate!

What did the little acorn say when it got planted and grew up?

Geometry.