How do you grow a cow?

Plant its nuts.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call cows that are best friends?

Brovines.

What does a cow like to do by a campfire?

Roast Moosmallows!

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What is the difference between joghurt and America?

If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!

What kind of plants grow in bathrooms?

Toilet trees.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What did the psychiatrist say to the patient that showed up wearing Saran Wrap and nothing else?

I can clearly see your nuts!

What do you call a nut on a wall?

A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

How do you get the water in a watermelon?

Plant it in the spring.

What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!