One hand on the wheel the other on the road.
Top Gear,
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
Jesus died on the cross
He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke
It pains them to have standards.
Auto-pirate.
I think we're in sink.
Beer in each hand!
I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.
T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.
On a blind date!
Leave a plunger in the toilet!
