One hand on the wheel the other on the road.
Park-istan!
You have an ax-i-dent (accident).
The eggrolled
It is not clear yet, let it cross the road first. Update: It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.
The officer.
One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.
A. The remote control slips from his hand.
Because then it would be a foot
T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.
A turtle. I was lying about the wheels
Good morniiiiiiing ladies!
Hello, ladies.
