What do you get if you squash a house?

A flat.

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How do you keep the Kansas City Chiefs away from your house?

Paint a goal line on your driveway.

What kind of house does Chuck Norris live in?

A roundhouse.

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What is Godzilla's favorite fruit?

Squash.

What was the pumpkin’s favorite sport?

Squash.