What do you get if you squash a house?

A flat.

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House Jokes More House Jokes

How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

How does a vampire enter his house?

Through the bat flap.

Squash Jokes More Squash Jokes

What do you get when you squash a bungalow?

A flat!

What's the difference between squash and zucchini?

You can't zucchini bugs! A family-friendly take on the age old "jam VS jelly" joke.