What do you get if you squash a house?

A flat.

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How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

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What is Godzilla's favorite fruit?

Squash.

Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?

It wanted to play squash.