What do you get if you squash a house?

A flat.

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How do Mexicans warm their houses in the winter months?

Central Fajiting.

What kind of cats lay around the house?

Car-pets!

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What do monsters play when they are in the bus?

Squash.

What is Godzilla's favorite fruit?

Squash.