Why are Skeleton's so calm?

Because nothing gets under their skin.

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What does a pig use for his skin?

Oinkment.

What do you call a skinned, animal-throwrug for your vehicle?

A carpet.

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How do skeletons reproduce?

They don't.

Why don't skeletons play music in church?

Because they got no organs.