Why are Skeleton's so calm?

Because nothing gets under their skin.

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How do Canadians take care of their skin?

Maybe it's maple leaf.

What does Charles Darwin use to moisturise his skin?

Evo-lotion.

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What'll it be, mister?

The skeleton says, "A beer and a mop, please!"

Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.