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Why are Skeleton's so calm?

Because nothing gets under their skin.

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Skin Jokes More Skin Jokes

What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

What color does your skin turn when you pour molten gold onto it?

Au-burn

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

How much does a truck full of bones weigh?

A skeleTon

What did the fish skeleton say?

Long time, no sea.