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Why are Skeleton's so calm?

Because nothing gets under their skin.

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What should you call someone with a different color of skin than your own?

A hue man.

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

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How does a skeleton call her friends?

On a telebone.

Why don't skeletons play music in church?

Because they got no organs.