Why are Skeleton's so calm?

Because nothing gets under their skin.

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Why are skeletons so calm?

Because nothing gets under their skin.

What should you call someone with a different color of skin than your own?

A hue man.

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How does a skeleton call her friends?

On a telebone.

Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.