Why are Skeleton's so calm?

Because nothing gets under their skin.

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What does Charles Darwin use to moisturise his skin?

Evo-lotion.

What do you call a person with no skin?

Dead. Another anti-joke by the fabulous me. Surprisingly, nobody has down voted the first one yet.

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Why wouldn't the skeleton go diving?

He didn't have the guts for it.

Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

Because it had no guts.