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Why are you calling me Grandpa?

Because I couldn't find it yesterday.

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Where are most fish found?

Between the head and the tail!

Where can you find Jhene Aiko at Bed Peace?

At bed, blunt, and beyond. Bada tssss. I tried.

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What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

What did you do for Mothers Day yesterday?

Mothers Day is this upcoming Sunday.

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What was on Grandpa's mind when he had that aneurysm?

Probably a tumor.

What weebles and wobbles but can't get up?

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men