Why are you calling me Grandpa?

Because I couldn't find it yesterday.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor?

Where's my tractor?

What do you find on a beach?

A tangent.

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Who is your best friend?

Robert" "Since when is Robert your best friend " "Yesterday."

Who ever said time cannot be bought?

I bought some thyme yesterday.

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What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

What's the worst type of vegetable to bring on a boat?

Grandpa.