Grandpa Jokes

How did the grandpa get rid of his sweet tooth?

He took out his dentures!

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How are you feeling Grandpa?

Grandpa: Oh you know with my hands mostly.

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

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What do you call your grandma on speed dial?

Instragram!

What did 50 cent say to his grandma when he saw her knitting?

Gee U Knit!

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Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

Which fish can perform operations?

A Sturgeon!

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Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

Because you can't bury them in trees!

How is called the funeral of an electrical engineer?

Grounding

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Why was the chicken afraid to cross the road?

Because it's a chicken.

What came first the egg or the Chicken?

The egg, of course. Isn't that what I just said?

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Why did the bicycle fall over??

Because it was two tired...

Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

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What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice?

A Popsicle.

What do you call a bicycle made just for grandpas?

A popsicle!

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Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients?

Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"

What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)