Grandpa Jokes

How did the grandpa get rid of his sweet tooth?

He took out his dentures!

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How are you feeling Grandpa?

Grandpa: Oh you know with my hands mostly.

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

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Abstinence Jokes More Abstinence Jokes

What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence.

What do you call it when you refuse to do core workouts?

Abstinence.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

Why is it called Finding Nemo?

Been wondering for years

What do you call a blonde haired skeleton in the closet?

Last year's Hide and Go seek champion.

Rid Jokes More Rid Jokes

What's the best kind of cream......to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

How does a mathematician get rid of constipation?

He works it out with a pencil.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?

It was 2 tired...

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire.

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

What is the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!". The other says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!".

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

Why wouldn't blastoise share with charizard?

He was a shellfish Pokémon.

Why does tigger smell?

Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

What did the Gregorian monk say when he was kicked out of the monastery?

Give me one more chants!

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

Because the elephant isn't chicken!

What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

A hen that lays pooched eggs.