When she approached my car window I asked what's wrong officer?

She said "ugh nothing!"

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When someone asks "You know what I think?

I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.

How do you reply when someone on /r/askscience asks you on a date?

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Approach Jokes More Approach Jokes

What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet?

Shoe.

Ugh Jokes More Ugh Jokes

What happened out there?

I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

Car Window Jokes More Car Window Jokes

When she approached my car window I asked what's wrong officer?

She said "ugh nothing!"

Why couldn't the Chinese herpetologist see out his car window?

Because it was too froggy outside.