When she approached my car window I asked what's wrong officer?

She said "ugh nothing!"

Who would you save first?

Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!

Who's your Daddy?

In my excitement, I asked my girlfriend "How's your daddy " instead of "Who's your daddy " and now five hours later we're still talking about his diabetes...

Approach Jokes More Approach Jokes

What's the best angle to approach any challenge?

Try-Angle.

What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

Ugh Jokes More Ugh Jokes

What happened out there?

I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either

What was the first joke ever written?

Ugh, Ugh Ugh? Uggh!

Car Window Jokes More Car Window Jokes

Why couldn't the Chinese herpetologist see out his car window?

Because it was too froggy outside.

What does a frog say when it washes car windows?

Rub it rub it rub it.