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When she approached my car window I asked what's wrong officer?

She said "ugh nothing!"

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Walk this way

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I step in in people's conversations" "i was asking *him*"

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Terra-fied.

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When she approached my car window I asked what's wrong officer?

She said "ugh nothing!"

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Ugh.... Pho queue...

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When she approached my car window I asked what's wrong officer?

She said "ugh nothing!"