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When she approached my car window I asked what's wrong officer?

She said "ugh nothing!"

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What did the depressed, illiterate pepperoni slice say when asked where he was with his life?

Well it pizza heck out of me.

What asks no question but demands an answer?

A doorbell or a ringing telephone.

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How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

What's the best angle to approach any challenge?

Try-Angle.

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What happened out there?

I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either

What did the Asian say when he saw a line at the local soup kitchen?

Ugh.... Pho queue...

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When she approached my car window I asked what's wrong officer?

She said "ugh nothing!"

What does a frog say when it washes car windows?

Rub it rub it rub it.