When she approached my car window I asked what's wrong officer?

She said "ugh nothing!"

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What did the llama say when asked to a picnic?

Alpaca lunch!

What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt?

O.K. you asked for it" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.

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What do you call a bag that never approaches anything?

An asymp-tote*

How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

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How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

What was the first joke ever written?

Ugh, Ugh Ugh? Uggh!

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When she approached my car window I asked what's wrong officer?

She said "ugh nothing!"

What does a frog say when it washes car windows?

Rub it rub it rub it.