What does a frog say when it washes car windows?

Rub it rub it rub it.

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Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?

In the croakroom!

Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom?

Because it's a toad's tool.

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What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

What do you get when you rub two orange juice boxes together?

Pulp friction.

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How does a Reaver clean his spear?

He puts it in the Wash.

Why do I wash my clothes in TIDE?

Because it's too cold out-tide.

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Why couldn't the Chinese herpetologist see out his car window?

Because it was too froggy outside.

What does a frog say when it washes car windows?

Rub it rub it rub it.