What does a frog say when it washes car windows?

Rub it rub it rub it.

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What do you call a hapoy frog?

Hoppy

What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

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What did the perverted frog say?

Rub-it!

What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

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What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

Why did the Eskimo wash his clothes in tide?

Because it was too cold out tide.

Car Window Jokes More Car Window Jokes

Why couldn't the Chinese herpetologist see out his car window?

Because it was too froggy outside.

What does a frog say when it washes car windows?

Rub it rub it rub it.