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What does a frog say when it washes car windows?

Rub it rub it rub it.

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Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?

Kermit the Fog!

What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?

Rub him with oinkment.

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

How do Reavers clean their spears?

They send them through the Wash.

What do pessimists use... Q: What do pessimists use to wash their clothes?

Deterrent.

Car Window Jokes More Car Window Jokes

When she approached my car window I asked what's wrong officer?

She said "ugh nothing!"

What does a frog say when it washes car windows?

Rub it rub it rub it.