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Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen

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Photo Jokes More Photo Jokes

Why are you showing me photos?

I'm a dog.

What would the Pilsbury Doughboy be if photos of him were constantly being put on magazine covers?

A roll model.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens if you play tabletennis with a bad egg?

First it goes ping then it goes pong.

What happens when you give a cow marijuana?

The "steaks" get higher

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell when a fax has been sent by a blonde?

When there's a stamp on it.

Whats the most essential part of telling a joke about terrorism?

An explosive punchline

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty

What's worse than 9/11?

311 Credit goes to my friend Max.

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

What do you call a steak that is cooked wrong?

A mistake

Why didn't the Blonic Pig get a TV series of his own?

He made the mistake of going to a barbecue with the Bionic Man and the Blonic Woman.

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen

What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

Fb Jokes More Fb Jokes

What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)

Whats happening?

FB=Whats on your mind FourSquare= Where am I Quora=what Youtube=What Im watching. LinkedIn=Whats in it for me

Upload Jokes More Upload Jokes

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan?

Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on

Ur Wife Jokes More Ur Wife Jokes

Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen