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Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen

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Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen

How many photos of Kanye West do you suppose Kanye West has on his phone?

More than 1,000

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What happened to the native man that drank 23 cups of tea?

He went home and drowned in his tea pee.

What happens when devil worshipers do the rain dance?

PrecipiSatan

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When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

How do you tell if there's a Pilot in the room?

They've already told you.

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Which internet search engine does Chandler from Friends use?

Google, like everybody does.

What's the difference between a fraternity and a gang?

Gangs don't have to pay for friends.

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How many SRSers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.

What does a muslim say when he makes a mistake?

Allahu Mybad

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Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen

What it is, sweetie?

3: shouting I POOPED! "Do you know what a secret is " 3: whispering no.

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Whats happening?

FB=Whats on your mind FourSquare= Where am I Quora=what Youtube=What Im watching. LinkedIn=Whats in it for me

What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)

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Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan?

Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

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Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen