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Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen

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Photo Jokes More Photo Jokes

How does Big Boss store his photos?

On a Solid Snake Drive 120 gb sorry:

What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens if Russians fall from an Afghan boat?

They sue Kabul Yacht.

What happens to eskimos who sit on the ice too long?

Polaroids! I'm so bored...

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?

There's whiteout on the screen.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

Why was the bumble bee wearing a yamaka?

Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP

Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?

Because she had one heck of an ex-goose

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a race?

A. Because all his friends shout "GO-RILLA!"

Fb Jokes More Fb Jokes

Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen

What shoes are hard to wear?

Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.

Upload Jokes More Upload Jokes

Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen

Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan?

Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on

Ur Wife Jokes More Ur Wife Jokes

Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen