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How's my dad?

Dr:I'm afraid he's in critical condition *shout from inside room "You've never lived to up to your potential!"

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally, cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

What do all my friends and my dad have in common?

I didnt have either growing up

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

What do you call an emotionally unstable animal who lives in Alaska and vacations in Antarctica?

A BIPOLAR BEAR

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

What does a Japanese chef shout in bed?

Ooo mami! (Umami)

What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

Dr. Jokes More Dr. Jokes

How much has this man had to drink?

Nurse: "I can't tell." Dr: "It's ok; you can tell me. I'm a doctor"

What do you call a Dr. That shares your medical history with everyone?

A HIPAAcrite

Potential Jokes More Potential Jokes

What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.

What did the physicist say to the man about to jump off a building?

Don't do it! You have so much potential!