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How's my dad?

Dr:I'm afraid he's in critical condition *shout from inside room "You've never lived to up to your potential!"

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

When she asks "is that your puppy?

Say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What did Neo say when Morpheus said: "You've been living in a dreamworld Neo"?

I noe

Why is the Vice President always so self-obsessed?

Because he lives at the navel observatory

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

What does a Japanese chef shout in bed?

Ooo mami! (Umami)

How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

Dr. Jokes More Dr. Jokes

What do you call a Dr. That shares your medical history with everyone?

A HIPAAcrite

How much has this man had to drink?

Nurse: "I can't tell." Dr: "It's ok; you can tell me. I'm a doctor"

Potential Jokes More Potential Jokes

Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.

What did the physicist say to the man about to jump off a building?

Don't do it! You have so much potential!