Dr:I'm afraid he's in critical condition *shout from inside room "You've never lived to up to your potential!"
Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.
Dad: GO ASK YOUR MOTHER!
Crimea River
My favorite is: "There's a maniac living in our neighborhood. He goes house-to-house leaving severed body parts on the doorstep. He gives me the willies."
IT'S ALL PINK IN THE MIDDLE
Short John Silver!
Dr.
A HIPAAcrite
Don't do it! You have potential!
You've got a lot of potential, son.