What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.

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How can you tell a dog is a cool dog?

It swags its tail.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night?

He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.

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What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.

What happens when the fog clears in California?

UCLA

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Why did Mother Nature trip the last day of summer?

To make it Fall.

What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?

A hole-y Cow!

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What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!

What did the lesbian lumberjill say to her girlfriend?

Have I got an ax to grind with you.

Spectacle Jokes More Spectacle Jokes

What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.

Why do you never wear two monocles at the same time?

Because you'd make a spectacle of yourself.