What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.

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What dog wears a white coat and does science experiments?

Labs!

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

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What happens when you drop a piano in a mine?

A Flat Minor

What happened to the horse that ate a duracell battery?

He went on furlong-er.

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What do you call a fallen tree in a forest?

Natural log. Sorry about the math joke.

Who's there! Anne! Anne who?

Anne apple just fell on my head!

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Why did the coffee taste like mud?

It was ground a few minutes ago.

What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!

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Why do you never wear two monocles at the same time?

Because you'd make a spectacle of yourself.

What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.