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What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.

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What is the burning question on the mind of every dyslexic existentialist?

Is there a dog?

What do you call a dog with no legs in the ocean?

Bob Barker

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What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof?

He gets stumped.

What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

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Why do flamingos stand on one leg?

Because if they didn't they'd fall over.

Which family in Game of Thrones fell down the stairs?

The Bannisters

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What did the lesbian lumberjill say to her girlfriend?

Have I got an ax to grind with you.

Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

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What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.

Why do you never wear two monocles at the same time?

Because you'd make a spectacle of yourself.