What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.

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What do you give a dog with a fever?

Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!

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What happened when the computer fell on the floor?

It slipped a disk.

What happens if Mike Tyson carries around Mjolnir all day?

He gets Thor arms!

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What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

What's a cow's favourite love song?

When I fall in love it will be for heifer.

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What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!

What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.

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What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.

Why do you never wear two monocles at the same time?

Because you'd make a spectacle of yourself.