Grind Jokes

Why did the coffee taste like mud?

It was ground a few minutes ago.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!

What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.

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Bug Jokes More Bug Jokes

What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

Check for bugs in your system.

Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts?

Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

What do you call a 5' 2" fortune teller that has escaped from prison?

A small medium at large

Monday Jokes More Monday Jokes

Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week?

So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.

How is today Monday?

It was Friday only a few hours ago...

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

How can you tell if a Packers fan is mad at you?

They grit their tooth at you.

What do you call a butler with a new set of teeth?

An endentured servant

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why was the dog shaking?

He had Barkinson's

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What type of underwear does a fetus wear?

Fruit of the womb.

Why did the fruit leave office?

Because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why doesn't the sun need to go to University?

He's too bright.

What do Koreans need when they take out the dog?

Oven mitts

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

What do you call it when George Thorogood farts on a throne?

Air to the bone

What does a skeleton use to carry his bones?

A CART-ilage