Grind Jokes

Why did the coffee taste like mud?

It was ground a few minutes ago.

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What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!

What did the lesbian lumberjill say to her girlfriend?

Have I got an ax to grind with you.

What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.

What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer?

13 blackberries and 5 apples

What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind on bones to make their bread.

Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

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Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

How much do all the bones in the human body weigh?

A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out.

Why did the skull not want to go to prom, but still did?

He didn't have any *body* to go with But he still really wanted to bone.

Stripper Jokes More Stripper Jokes

Why does nobody ever talk about Jack the Ripper's sleazier French cousin?

Jock the stripper.

What percentage of police officers are strippers and what percentage of strippers are police officers?

I'm confused.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What's black &amp grey and also looks good on a cop?

The World Trade Center

What do you call a midget psychic running from the cops?

A small medium at large!

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What does the alchemist do to please his girlfriend?

Elixir.

What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

My girlfriend knows about my wife.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why are dogs always thirsty?

Because water fountains were designed for humans!

What's updog?

Mom: Just waking you up for school, dog, what's up wit u Dad (from hallway): OWNED

Adult Jokes More Adult Jokes

Why is the Adults only store open 24hrs?

Because get off at different times.

How can that be?

I am an adult, I have adult knees.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why don't people hang out with the mushroom?

He isn't a fungi.

What did the people call the bad hot dog stand?

The WURST!

Bug Jokes More Bug Jokes

Why did the blonde call an exterminator?

Her computer had a bug...

What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!