Grind Jokes

Why did the coffee taste like mud?

It was ground a few minutes ago.

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What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!

What did the lesbian lumberjill say to her girlfriend?

Have I got an ax to grind with you.

What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.

What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer?

13 blackberries and 5 apples

What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind on bones to make their bread.

Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

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What does my girlfriend and Windows 8 have in common?

They are both 8........

Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?

It was Valenswine's Day.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What is the best way to stop a politician?

A really strong gust of wind.

What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

Dental Floss Jokes More Dental Floss Jokes

What is the cheapest way to blindfold an Asian?

Dental floss.

What do you get if you cross teeth with candy?

Dental floss!

Prom Jokes More Prom Jokes

Why did the skull not want to go to prom, but still did?

He didn't have any *body* to go with But he still really wanted to bone.

Why didn't Ronda go to Prom?

She got Holm schooled told me to go here.

Stripper Jokes More Stripper Jokes

What's the difference between the strippers and the circus?

The circus has a cunning array of stunts.

What percentage of police officers are strippers and what percentage of strippers are police officers?

I'm confused.

Bug Jokes More Bug Jokes

What language do bugs in the Middle East speak?

Scarabic

What do you call a web developer who enjoys finding bugs in the system?

A spider

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

Because you can't bury them in trees!

How much calcium is in a kiss?

Enough to make a bone hard.

Spectacle Jokes More Spectacle Jokes

What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.

Why do you never wear two monocles at the same time?

Because you'd make a spectacle of yourself.