Grind Jokes

Why did the coffee taste like mud?

It was ground a few minutes ago.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!

What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.

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Ax Jokes More Ax Jokes

What did little Paul Bunyan say when his mom asked him how he damaged his favorite toy?

It was an ax-I-dent.

What happens if an axe falls on your car?

You have an ax-i-dent (accident).

Dental Floss Jokes More Dental Floss Jokes

What do you get if you cross teeth with candy?

Dental floss!

What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why does Snoop Dawg need an umbrella??

Fo Drizzle.

What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait?

His portrait only need one nail

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What does a libertarian apparition say to the cops?

Am I free to ghost

Why did the cop stink?

Because he fell asleep on duty.

Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

What's Hillary's thoughts about her campaign?

Iran, Iraq, I lost

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

Why did they have to stop playing water-polo in Poland?

All the horses drowned

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did Shakespeare say when his dog messed up the carpet?

Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*

Which dog is always without a tail?

A hot dog.

Spectacle Jokes More Spectacle Jokes

Why do you never wear two monocles at the same time?

Because you'd make a spectacle of yourself.

What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.