Grind Jokes

Why did the coffee taste like mud?

It was ground a few minutes ago.

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What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!

What did the lesbian lumberjill say to her girlfriend?

Have I got an ax to grind with you.

What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.

What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer?

13 blackberries and 5 apples

What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind on bones to make their bread.

Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

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Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Who is driving?

A cop.

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

High School Jokes More High School Jokes

Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school?

They never got a reaction out of him.

What do you want to be when you graduate high school?

No more than 25" from Gary Muledeer

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What dance do hippies hate?

A square dance.

Why is George Michaels never gonna dance again?

His EKG ain't got no rythym

Bug Jokes More Bug Jokes

Why did the blonde call an exterminator?

Her computer had a bug...

Why do you never see any bugs in a church?

Because they are in sects.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

How do you make a fruit cordial?

Be nice to him.

What fruit worries teenagers the most?

A promegranate.

Juicer Jokes More Juicer Jokes

What did a lemon with a lisp say to the juicer?

Thtop taking the pith out of me!

What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer?

13 blackberries and 5 apples

Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

What's your view on lesbians?

1080p

What are my views on lesbian relationships?

I view it in HD.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What stopped the beaver's crime spree?

The damming evidence

What made the world stop being Blue?

The new softcap limits