Which dog is always without a tail?

A hot dog.

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What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic?

Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.

How many times are you going to lick my nose in your lifetime?

Dog:

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What is the difference?

What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail

Why does a dog wag it's tail?

No one else will do it for them

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What did the hot dogs name their child?

Frank

How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.