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Which dog is always without a tail?

A hot dog.

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Where's the dog?

Flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.

How many legs does the dog have?

4 y.o: Five Me: There's something wrong with your counting. 4: There's something wrong with the dog.

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Which dog is always without a tail?

A hot dog.

Where do animals go when their Tails fall off?

The Retail store

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What does Mario use to get his hot dogs off the grill?

He uses his Donkey Tongs.

What kind of dog doesnt bark?

A hot dog