Which dog is always without a tail?

A hot dog.

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Whats the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 8 pints

Why are there so many dogs at the pound?

Because no one wants them.

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What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?

If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.

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What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!

What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?

Hot dog!'