How do you determine the personality of a hot dog?

Give it an Oscar-Myers-Briggs test

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What did the hot dogs name their child?

Frank

How do you make a hot dog stand?

Take away its chair.

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How do you determine the personality of a hot dog?

Give it an Oscar-Myers-Briggs test

What does a feminist use as a contraceptive?

Her personality

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How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring?

They conducted an in-turtle investigation.