How do you determine the personality of a hot dog?

Give it an Oscar-Myers-Briggs test

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What's the difference between dog food and a hot dog?

I have no idea...

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple?

Finding a vein in a hot dog.

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What does an accountant use for birth control?

His personality.

What does an IT guys use for birth control?

His personality.

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How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring?

They conducted an in-turtle investigation.

Why should apiarists determine standards of beauty?

Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.