How do you determine the personality of a hot dog?

Give it an Oscar-Myers-Briggs test

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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple?

Finding a vein in a hot dog.

What do you give a dog with a fever?

Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)

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What do engineers use for birth control?

Their personality.

How do you determine the personality of a hot dog?

Give it an Oscar-Myers-Briggs test

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How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring?

They conducted an in-turtle investigation.