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How do you determine the personality of a hot dog?

Give it an Oscar-Myers-Briggs test

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Why did the dog go into the water?

Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.

What do you get when you leave a dog inside a car when it's 100 degrees outside?

A hot dog.

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What does a feminist use as a contraceptive?

Her personality

What does an accountant use for birth control?

His personality.

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How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!

How does a boat captain determine his profit?

By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)