What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple?

Finding a vein in a hot dog.

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Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup?

I, 4-1, know we won't win.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple?

Finding a vein in a hot dog.

Which dog is always without a tail?

A hot dog.

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What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!

What's worse than biting an apple and finding a worm?

Biting an apple and finding half a worm

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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple?

Finding a vein in a hot dog.

Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.