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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple?

Finding a vein in a hot dog.

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Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What do you call a half-length lightsabre?

A slightsabre

What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert?

He was forced to resort to excessive violins.

Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?

Hot dog!'

What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?

A hot dog and a six pack.

Half Worm Jokes More Half Worm Jokes

What's worse than biting an apple and finding a worm?

Biting an apple and finding half a worm

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple?

Finding a vein in a hot dog.

Vein Jokes More Vein Jokes

Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

What is the proudest body part?

The veins