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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple?

Finding a vein in a hot dog.

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Why are you divorcing her?

Me "She changed the station during Bohemian Rhapsody." J "You get half her stuff." *air guitar solo*

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple?

Finding a vein in a hot dog.

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What did the hot dog say on the toilet?

Mustuuurd

What's the difference between dog food and a hot dog?

I have no idea...

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What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!

What's worse than biting an apple and finding a worm?

Biting an apple and finding half a worm

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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple?

Finding a vein in a hot dog.

What is the proudest body part?

The veins