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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple?

Finding a vein in a hot dog.

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How are husbands like lawn mowers?

They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.

What do you call a semi truck with it's load half empty?

Pessimist Prime

Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!

What do uou call a hot dog in college?

A FRATwurst!

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What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple?

Finding a vein in a hot dog.

Vein Jokes More Vein Jokes

Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

What is the proudest body part?

The veins