What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple?

Finding a vein in a hot dog.

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What do you call a semi truck with it's load half empty?

Pessimist Prime

What are you doing with that saw and where's your little brother?

Young Monster: Hee hee! He's my half-brother now!

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Where do you put a hot dog?

On a pun.

What do you get when you leave a dog inside a car when it's 100 degrees outside?

A hot dog.

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What's worse than biting an apple and finding a worm?

Biting an apple and finding half a worm

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it?

Finding half a worm in it. And what's worse than that The holocaust

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What is the proudest body part?

The veins

Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.