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What do you get when you mix a Dog and a Rhino?

How would Rhino?

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Why Chinese vet never hungry?

Dog have rice.

What do you get...... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic?

Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")

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What do you get when you mix a hippie and a yellow?

Mello Yellow

What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

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What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino?

Hell if I know.

How do rhinos like their eggs?

Poached.