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What do you get when you mix a Dog and a Rhino?

How would Rhino?

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog who got re-elected for mayor?

A dog with pawlitical experience.

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix a hippie and a yellow?

Mello Yellow

Why did the German get their tailor and their barber mixed up?

They call their tailor Herr Dresser

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

What's do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino?

Ell if I know.

What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino?

Hell if I know.