What do you get when you mix a Dog and a Rhino?

How would Rhino?

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog who got re-elected for mayor?

A dog with pawlitical experience.

Whatchya thinking about?

Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

Where can you go to fill all of your rhino related needs?

Rhinos R Us