What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

Hit by a car.

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What do cars do at the disco?

Brake dance.

What do you get if you cross a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the blonde cross the road?

I don't know. Neither did she!

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!

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What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it?

Guac-A-Mole.

What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

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What do you call a row of trucks covered in mozzarella?

A cheesy pickup line

How much does a truck full of bones weigh?

A skeleTon

Motorcycle Jokes More Motorcycle Jokes

What do you call a Nun on a motorcycle?

A bad habit

Why didn't the motorcycle want to go for a ride?

It was two tired...