What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

Hit by a car.

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What do you call a cow that got hit by a car?

Moo-tilated.

What happened to the man running in front of a car?

He got tired. The man running behind the car -- he got exhausted.

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What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire?

Dracowla!

What do you get when you cross a mad cow and an angry sheep?

An animal in a very baaaaaaad mooooooood

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work?

Well, it worked with the slaves.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

What is not a truck crashing into people?

Nice.

What do you call a row of trucks covered in mozzarella?

A cheesy pickup line

Motorcycle Jokes More Motorcycle Jokes

What do you call an IS-leader on a motorcycle?

Abu Bikr

Who Conquers All obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.