What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

Hit by a car.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to run behind a car?

You'll get exhausted

What did the jack say to the car?

Can I give you a lift

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.

Why did the chicken cross the "net"?

It wanted to get to the other site!

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's the worst part of an NFL wedding?

Getting hit by Rice

What's the difference between a masochist and a blogger?

There's none, both live for the hits.

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck?

With asparagus...

Why can't truck drivers ever fully retire?

Because they can only semi retire.

Motorcycle Jokes More Motorcycle Jokes

Which aardvark holds the speed record?

The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!

Which would you like, a piano or a motorcycle?

Yes." (Yamaha)