What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

Hit by a car.

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What type of car does a dinosaur drive?

A priustoric!

What is a bullfighter's favourite type of car?

A cabri - ole

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What would you get if you crossed a witch with a famous movie director?

Steven Spellberg!

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

The Nobel Prize in Genetics.

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What do you call a former CIA agent when a winter storm hits?

Snowed-in

Why did the little boy drop his icecream?

Because he got hit by a car

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No two. No... How many do we have on the truck

How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck?

With asparagus...

Motorcycle Jokes More Motorcycle Jokes

What do you call a Nun on a motorcycle?

A bad habit

Why couldn't the motorcycle make it home?

Because it was two tired.