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What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

Hit by a car.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of cars do rabbits drive?

Hop rods.

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army!

Why did Italy cross the road?

To switch sides

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did the music industry talent scout take a course in game programming?

He thought it would help him with his hit detection.

What do a cab driver and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them...the more English you get out.

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

Why didn't the mobsters car parts fit?

They all fell off a truck.

What type of truck takes a very long time to reach its destination?

A log n truck.

Motorcycle Jokes More Motorcycle Jokes

Why did the BMX date the motorcycle?

He was feeling a bit bike-curious.

Who Conquers All *obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice* What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.