What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.

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How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

What do frogs say that surf the internet?

Reddit reddit.. First joke i thought of.

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Why are pirates, pirates?

CASUE THEY ARGHHHHHHH

Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?

Because they get lost at C!

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What do you call a fish with three eyes?

Fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)

Why can't you trust snakes?

They speak with forked tongues!

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Why couldn't Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he was married

What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

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What language do teapots speak?

Teabrew.

What do you call a person who speaks three languages?

Trilingual! Two Languages Bilingual! Only one language Americans

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Where do turkeys go to have a good time?

The Turkey Club

When is the best time to sail?

Schooner than later.