Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.
2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.
They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.
It was rated rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
A buccaneer!
When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.
Pasta continuous.
Friends.
Microwave.
Q: What do you call someone who speaks two languages? A: Bilingual Q: What do you call someone who speaks three or more languages? A: Multilingual Q: What do you call someone who speaks one language? A: American
It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)
When you can't.
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