What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.

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Why does Batman think so highly about himself?

Bruce Wayne.

What's black and blue and about to hurt someone?

Batman thinking about his dead parents.

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Why did the pirate go to Ireland?

He thought he was going to Arrrland.

What rating do pirate movies always get?

PG-13

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What language do farsighted people speak?

Farsi.

What language do the Vatican Police speak?

Pig Latin!

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Why was the candle mad at his friend?

He blew him off.

Why did my friend throw my computer out the window?

So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.

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What do you call someone who only speaks one language?

American.

Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language

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Whats the best time to go to the dentist?

4:30pm It let's you out of work a bit early with a valid excuse

What was the best time in history for the Italians?

The Marin-era