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What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.

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Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.

What if earth rotates 30 times faster?

Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently

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What's a pirates favorite material?

Arrrgyle*YARRRN!*Thanks Bravesurf

What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica?

X marks the pot, matey.

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Why cant we interpret what frogs are saying?

They only speak in Morse-toad!

How do you know you're speaking with an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

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What is a Redditors favorite animal?

A cat because we are lonely... I need friends.

What's worse than a chick telling you she only thinks of you as a friend?

When she says she thinks of you like a brother.

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What language do British wrenches speech?

Spanish!

What language do lesbians speak?

Gaelic.

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Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.

When's the best time of day to start a diet?

4:00 For:Klock