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What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.

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Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

What do you call a room with no walls?

A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.

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What do you call a pirate with no friends?

Ginger Beard

Why was being a soprano a requirement to becoming a pirate?

It made it easier to deal with high C's

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How did it work?

We haven't spoken for five years".

Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk???

Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What is he doing now?

Friend: "Nothing" Me: "But I thought he got the job! " Friend: "Yes he did."

Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

Language Jokes More Language Jokes

What language do British wrenches speech?

Spanish!

What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.

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When is the best time to see a dentist?

Tooth-Hurty

When is the best time to make jokes?

When you are ill, because they are sick