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What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.

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What did the Metis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.

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Why don't any pirates live in Kansas?

Because they all live in Kansas.

Why are pirates, pirates?

They just.

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What language do birds speak?

Pigeon English!

What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

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Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid?

He was told not to play with his food.

What did the ventriloquist say to their friend?

Nothing. He's mute. I don't even think he's as ventriloquist.

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What language do bugs in the Middle East speak?

Scarabic

What do you call someone who speaks two languages?

Q: What do you call someone who speaks two languages? A: Bilingual Q: What do you call someone who speaks three or more languages? A: Multilingual Q: What do you call someone who speaks one language? A: American

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How do you know if you are having a good time?

When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.

When is the best time to buy budgies?

When they're going cheap!