What's the worst type of vegetable to bring on a boat?

Grandpa.

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What do you call it when your wife brings you rice porridge in prison?

Congee-gal visit

What brings you to speed dating?

Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.

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Who's the biggest celebrity in the Vegetable world?

Ocra Winfrey

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

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What is the worst type of sand to have in your pants?

Sandusky

What is the worst type of doctor you can be?

Gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems.

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Why are yachts and ships so scary?

Because they're for boating.

Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore

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Why is grandpa fine with performing tricks, but gets mad if you ask grandma?

It took him forever to get her off that street corner.

Why are you rushin'?

Too which I replied "Because my grandpa is from Moscow." Duh..