What's the worst type of vegetable to bring on a boat?

Grandpa.

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Why did the man bring his bed with him to the hospital?

It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.

How many men does it take to open a beer?

None, the beer should be open by the time she has brought it to you.

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How do you turn fruits into vegetables?

Drive a bus through a pride parade

What do vegetables watch when they're feeling frisky?

Cornography

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What's the worst type of vegetable to bring on a boat?

Grandpa.

What is the worst type of sand to have in your pants?

Sandusky

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What do you call a mollusk on a boat?

A snailor

What do you call a boat made out of corn?

A tortilla ship!

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What did grandma say to grandpa while in bed?

Keep it up!

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud