March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What's the worst type of vegetable to bring on a boat?

Grandpa.

Previous Random Joke Next
Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage?

She's afraid they'll bring down the house.

Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

Why is the retirement center nicknamed "the garden"?

Because it is full of vegetables.

What's the difference between a special needs worker and a gardener?

One of them has to water their vegetables

Bad Type Jokes More Bad Type Jokes

What is the worst type of sand to have in your pants?

Sandusky

What is the worst type of doctor you can be?

Gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Who drowns?

The boat.

What's the difference between American and Canadian?

A boat.

Grandpa Jokes More Grandpa Jokes

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

Why are you calling me Grandpa?

Because I couldn't find it yesterday.