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What's the worst type of vegetable to bring on a boat?

Grandpa.

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Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?

He's a party pooper!

Why do Native Americans hate April showers?

Because they bring Mayflowers

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What did the vegetable say to the dj?

Lettuce turnip the beet

Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

That's where you wash all your vegetables!

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What's the worst type of vegetable to bring on a boat?

Grandpa.

What is the worst type of doctor you can be?

Gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What do you call a boat whose captain has no idea what he's doing and works for free?

The Internship

What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat?

Full speed ahead

Grandpa Jokes More Grandpa Jokes

What did grandma say to grandpa while in bed?

Keep it up!

What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster?

Grandma monster