What's the worst type of vegetable to bring on a boat?

Grandpa.

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What is your least favorite force of nature?

Gravity. It's always bringing me down.

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

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Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

That's where you wash all your vegetables!

What do you call it when a vegetable suffers heart failure?

A hearti*choke*....

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What is the worst type of sand to have in your pants?

Sandusky

What's the worst type of vegetable to bring on a boat?

Grandpa.

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What do you call it when three French cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!

Why was the boat disobedient?

Nobody gave it a stern talking to.

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How did the grandpa get rid of his sweet tooth?

He took out his dentures!

What did grandma say to grandpa while in bed?

Keep it up!