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What's the worst type of vegetable to bring on a boat?

Grandpa.

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What's common between a crying baby and a gun?

You must not bring either to the movies.

What boy doesn't love milkshakes?

If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.

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What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...

How do you turn fruits into vegetables?

Drive a bus through a pride parade

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What's the worst type of vegetable to bring on a boat?

Grandpa.

What is the worst type of doctor you can be?

Gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems.

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What do you call a mollusk on a boat?

A snailor

Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?

Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.

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What does rock music and my grandpa have in common?

The Strokes

What weebles and wobbles but can't get up?

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men