How do you fit five elephants into a car?

Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment!

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of car did Jesus drive?

A manual.

What car do insects drive?

A Volkswagen automobile.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you call a group of elephants?

A pack o'derms

What can an Elephant make that no other animal can make?

Baby elephants.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

When to leave your girlfriend?

When your wife's clothes start to fit her.

What's the difference between a barrel rider, and a can of Copenhagen?

You can only fit 3 fingers in a can of Copenhagen.

Glove Compartment Jokes More Glove Compartment Jokes

How did the media find out that princess Diana had dandruff?

They saw her head and shoulders in the glove compartment

How did experts know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders in the glove compartment.