How do you fit five elephants into a car?

Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment!

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic?

He wanted to get his Car tuned

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs!

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What shoe can fit 206 million feet in it?

Honshu!

Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on one buck night?

They couldn't fit a deer into the car.

Glove Compartment Jokes More Glove Compartment Jokes

How do you fit five elephants into a car?

Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment!

How can you say you don't have any outstanding tickets?

Driver: They're all in the glove compartment.