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How do you fit five elephants into a car?

Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment!

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of car does Yoda drive?

A Toy-Yoda

What kind of cars do shellfish drive?

Mussel cars.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.

What was an elephant doing on the freeway?

About 5 miles per hour.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

Why couldn't the BMW fit into a narrow parking stall at Target?

Because it was being driven by a woman

What shoe can fit 206 million feet in it?

Honshu!

Glove Compartment Jokes More Glove Compartment Jokes

How do you fit five elephants into a car?

Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment!

How did the media find out that Princess Diana had dandruff?

They saw her head and shoulders in the glove compartment