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How do you fit five elephants into a car?

Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment!

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

What do you call a car that you only drive in the fall?

An autumn-mobile.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How are an elephant and a plum the same?

They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

Motorcycles don't have trunks

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

What's black and white and can't fit through a door?

X-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head.

Glove Compartment Jokes More Glove Compartment Jokes

How do you fit five elephants into a car?

Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment!

How did experts know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders in the glove compartment.