How do you fit five elephants into a car?

Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment!

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What did the car baby say to his car dad?

Hey dad, let's tell a joke for car ma!

What car do polite cowboys drive?

Audi!

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How do you fit five elephants into a car?

Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment!

What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.

What kind of medicine do you give a kid having a fit?

An anti-hissy-tamine.

Glove Compartment Jokes More Glove Compartment Jokes

How did experts know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders in the glove compartment.

How do you fit five elephants into a car?

Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment!