How do you fit five elephants into a car?

Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment!

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What's the one car that gingers can't have?

A Kia Soul.

What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet?

An elephant with an umbrella!

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.

What's the worst part about 30 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff?

The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.

Glove Compartment Jokes More Glove Compartment Jokes

How can you say you don't have any outstanding tickets?

Driver: They're all in the glove compartment.

How did the media find out that Princess Diana had dandruff?

They saw her head and shoulders in the glove compartment