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What shoe can fit 206 million feet in it?

Honshu!

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What's the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes?

The arts student gets a mark for it.

How did Adolf tie his shoes?

With two knotzies.

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How many gnomes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just the two, really. Or as many as will fit, if theyre feeling frisky.

What's something you can drive, but also throw?

A Fit!!!!!!!!!!