How do you think his pants fit him?

Like a glove.

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What did the vertebrate say to the invertebrate?

Always thought you was a bit spineless.

Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur?

They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.

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How is the iPhone 6 like /r/gonewild?

They both give you tightness in the pants.

How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?

Depressed.

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How do you think his pants fit him?

Like a glove.

What did the little boy with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened them yet.

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How many people does it take to screw in a light?

Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries