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How do you think his pants fit him?

Like a glove.

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Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?

He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

What position does your brother play in the school football team?

Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks!

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Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!

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How do your pants fit?

The man responded, "Like a glove".

How do you think his pants fit him?

Like a glove.

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What's something you can drive, but also throw?

A Fit!!!!!!!!!!

How do your pants fit?

The man responded, "Like a glove".