How do those even fit in your pants?

He replied "They fit like a glove."

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Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

Why do golfers bring an spare change of pants?

Just in case they get a hole in one. Credit to

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What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

What did the little boy with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened them yet.

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How to do fit ten popes in a vw bug?

Tell them to take off their hats

How Many Martians Does It Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

At least two, but they have to be pretty small to fit.

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What are you taking for it?

Man replies "Pollen"

What blod type are you?

I replied "Typo".