How do you think his pants fit him?

Like a glove.

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Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

Why was the lobster upset?

Because he found out his friends thought he was a little crabby!

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What film do you get when you pull your pants down?

Free Willy

Why no pants on?

We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell

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Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a French girl?

You can only fit three fingers in a bowling ball.

What is E.T. short for?

So he can fit on a spaceship.