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How do you think his pants fit him?

Like a glove.

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What did the little cloud say about the big cloud?

I think you're condensating for something.

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

How do Vampires buy pants if they can't look in a mirror?

Now, I tweet them

Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

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What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas?

Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.

How do those even fit in your pants?

He replied "They fit like a glove."

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How can you tell your boyfriend has gained weight?

You fit into his clothes.

How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the s out of safe and the f out of way!