What did Uranium-238 say to Helium when they first met?

IDK

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

What did Justin Bieber's biggest fan say to him when they met?

Nothing, hes a fan.

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Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

How long has he been having convulsions?

IDK HE'S WHITE, I THOUGHT HE WAS DANCING

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Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.

What did the chemist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe