What did Uranium-238 say to Helium when they first met?

IDK

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What do you call the place where lesbian Eskimos meet up?

A Klondike Bar

What happens if Ramsay Bolton met Samwell Tarly's girlfriend?

Gilly suit

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What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

What will i do when i die?

Idk!

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What do they call helium, neon, argon,krypton on the REALLY COLD planet?

Noble rocks

Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)