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What did Uranium-238 say to Helium when they first met?

IDK

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Where are a squirrel and a chipmunk most likely to meet?

A nut house.

What did one Jersey girl's leg say to the other?

Nothing - they've never met.

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How long has he been having convulsions?

IDK HE'S WHITE, I THOUGHT HE WAS DANCING

What will i do when i die?

Idk!

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Why do scientists call helium, curium and barium the medical elements?

Because, if you can't helium or curium, you'd barium!

What do they call helium, neon, argon,krypton on the REALLY COLD planet?

Noble rocks