What did Uranium-238 say to Helium when they first met?

IDK

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What do scientists say when they meet each other?

Hydrogen Iodide

Why should you try to date girls you meet at the gym?

Because you already know she'll work out.

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What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

What will i do when i die?

Idk!

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Why do scientists call helium, curium and barium the medical elements?

Because, if you can't helium or curium, you'd barium!

Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.