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What did Uranium-238 say to Helium when they first met?

IDK

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When we first met?

No, before that.

How do salespeople traditionally greet each other?

Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm better than you.

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How very is a very good dinosaur?

Very. (Thought of this idk if it was good)

What should we call ourselves?

How about 22 pilots "Idk. Seems like an awful lot of pilots" 21 pilots "Omg"

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What happened to the guy who ingested helium?

He became enlightened.

Why is Helium so trustworthy?

Because HE's noble.