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What did Uranium-238 say to Helium when they first met?

IDK

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Why was Joseph late to the meeting?

He was Stalin.

What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

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What does IDK mean?

I've yet to find someone who knows.

What happens to me when I die?

Idk. (I decay)

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What did the chemist say when hr found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

Why are Curium, Helium, and Barium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Curium or Helium them, you Barium!