What did Uranium-238 say to Helium when they first met?

IDK

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What do you call a meeting exclusively attended by pine, juniper and fir trees?

A coniference.

What's the best part about bangin' twenty six year olds?

You get to meet Jared Fogel.

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How long has he been having convulsions?

IDK HE'S WHITE, I THOUGHT HE WAS DANCING

Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

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Why do scientists call Helium, Barium and Curium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, You'd Barium!

What happened when Helium told a joke?

There was no reaction