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What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

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Why do most car accidents happen when men are drunk?

Because their wives are driving.

What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

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Where do banana slaves go to work?

Plantaintions.

What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

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How do you ask an Uber driver if he drives for Lyft, too?

Do you even Lyft bro?

A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

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What do you do meet an old friend?

What do you do when someone throws a ball What do you put on a hamburger What do you find in a litter box

Why did the tennis player get thrown out of his workshop?

He was making a racket.

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What will i do when i die?

Idk!

How does a beautiful woman change a lightbulb?

Idk how You've obviously never changed one.

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What do you call two banana peels on the floor?

Slippers

What do you call two banana peels?

A pair of slippers!