What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

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What happens to donkeys in the winter?

They change into brrrrrro's.

What happens when ducks fly upside down??

They quack up

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Why did the banana put on sun-tan lotion?

To keep from peeling.

What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside?

An elephant disguised as a banana!

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When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit!

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Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory?

She threw out all the W's.

What do you do when an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your dirty laundry in there with some detergent.

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What does "IDK" mean?

I keep asking people, but they don't know either.

What did Uranium-238 say to Helium when they first met?

IDK

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What do you call two banana peels on the floor?

Slippers

What did the kitten say when it slipped on a banana peel?

Meowch!