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What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

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What happened with them?

They sure made a wrong turn, somewhere!

Whatever happened to the Bob the Builder kids show?

Handy Manny took his job.

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Why did the banana put on sun-tan lotion?

To keep from peeling.

What's the difference between a banana and a bann?

A bann grows on vines.

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What does a National Geographic magazine or a JC Penney catalog have in common?

Sorry, the punchline is the joke. If you don't get it, ask your dad.

When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

Answer "Scissors." then drive away..

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What do you throw a drowning aboriginal?

His wife and kids

Why did the blond get fired from the M&ampM factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

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What did Uranium-238 say to Helium when they first met?

IDK

Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

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Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music?

Because if you don't C sharp you'll B flat.

What do you call two banana peels on the floor?

Slippers