What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

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What happens when a fly drinks rum?

It gets buzzed!

What'll happen if a piano is dropped on a man?

He will B flat

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Whats the difference between dynamite and a banana?

Banana is yellow,dynamite is red

Why couldn't the banana get a date?

It didn't have a peel.

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Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?

So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.

Why don't you play with your friends?

He asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'

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Why did the man throw duck food at Nurse Jackie?

Because she was a quack.

How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

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What does a rotting corpse say?

Idk

What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

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What do you call two banana peels on the floor?

Slippers

What do you call two banana peels?

A pair of slippers!