What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

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What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

What happens when a Pokemon goes through puberty?

It's bells sprout.

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What's the difference between a banana and a bann?

A bann grows on vines.

What did the banana say to the elephant?

Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

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Who would you ask for advice about a lion?

A lion or a gerbil The lion, because by virtue of being a lion, a lion is an expert on lions.

How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

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What should you do when your epileptic child starts seizing in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry!

What should you do with a burning Kotex?

Throw it on the ground and tamp on it.

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What does idk stand for?

Literally everyone I ask doesn't know.

How very is a very good dinosaur?

Very. (Thought of this idk if it was good)

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Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music?

Because if you don't C sharp you'll B flat.

What did the kitten say when it slipped on a banana peel?

Meowch!