What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

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What happens after it rains in gotham city?

A waynebow.

What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

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Why do people like bananas?

Because they have appeal!

Why are Bananas and Chocolate Good friends?

They compliment each other nicely.

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When she got in front of the judge he asked, "first offender?

She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."

How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.

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What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

Why dont Calculus majors throw house parties?

Because you should never drink and derive.

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What does "IDK" mean?

I keep asking people, but they don't know either.

What did the radioactive sample say to the other radioactive sample?

IDK.

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What do you call two banana peels on the floor?

Slippers

What did the kitten say when it slipped on a banana peel?

Meowch!