What happened when the two angels got married?

They lived harpily ever after!

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What happened to the Marine that took a laxative?

He was relieved of doodie.

What happens to a woman who falls down the stairs?

Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers

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What do you call a pair of twins who live together?

Womb-mates

What lives in apples and is an avid reader?

A bookworm!

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What happened after the ugly man married the beautiful blonde?

They had a wedding reception.

When lesbians get married, which one makes the sandwiches?

Neither! Everyone knows they prefer hot pockets

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What do you call a woman in heaven?

An Angel A crowd of women in heaven - A host of Angels And all women in heaven - PEACE ON EARTH!

How's your wife been?

Harry...."She's an angel, how about yours " Bob...."Egh, mine is still alive."