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What happened when the two angels got married?

They lived harpily ever after!

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What happened when the computer fell on the floor?

It slipped a disk.

Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.

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What reads and lives in an apple?

A bookworm!

What do you call a bee that lives in America?

USB

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Why couldn't Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he was married

Which fruit wanted to run away and get married, but couldn't?

Cant-elope

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How do you talk to an angel" Me: I don't know, Skype I guess?

How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men

What does a baby mouse say to its mother after seeing a bat?

Look mom, an angel!