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What happened when the two angels got married?

They lived harpily ever after!

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What happens if a pig parks illegally?

It oink-urs a fine.

What Happens when you fart in church?

You sit in your own pew

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What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

Where do toilets live?

Porcel Lane.

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When Arwen and Aragorn got married... was Frodo designated to be the Ring bearer?

Edit Thanks KikifounUnui... not my main language TT

Why did the chicken marry the crocodile?

Because Croc-a-doodle-doo is a good family name.

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What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?

If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".

How's your wife been?

Harry...."She's an angel, how about yours " Bob...."Egh, mine is still alive."