What happened when the two angels got married?

They lived harpily ever after!

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What would have happened if Alexander Fleming met Euler?

They would have discovered Penicil(e)

What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

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What do call a horse that lives near you?

A neighbor (naybor for pessimist horses)

What's upside down and downside up at the same time?

A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia

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What do you call it when a really large number marries a small number?

A Ranged Marriage

Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.

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What do you call a woman in heaven?

An Angel A crowd of women in heaven - A host of Angels And all women in heaven - PEACE ON EARTH!

What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?

If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".