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What happened when the two angels got married?

They lived harpily ever after!

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What happened when the host of Dirty Jobs said hello to a friend that was fairly far away?

Microwave.

What happens when you heavily water farmland?

The plot thickens.

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Why does Sia live in a low-rent apartment?

She loves cheap bills

What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska?

An optical Aleutian.

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How do you stop a woman giving you head?

Marry her.

Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.

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What did one angel say to the other?

Halo.

How do you talk to an angel" Me: I don't know, Skype I guess?

How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men