What happened when the two angels got married?

They lived harpily ever after!

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What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side

What is the worst part about being told you have Alzheimer's?

It never happens just once.

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Where do space monsters live?

In far distant terror-tory.

Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

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What did one Melon say to the other after it was asked marry it?

We Can't Alope

Why did the woman marry the shoe maker?

Because she was his sole mate.

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How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

Why did the angel lose her job?

She had harp failure.