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What happened when the two angels got married?

They lived harpily ever after!

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What happened when the black man went to night school?

The teacher marked him absent.

What happens when a rock gets high?

He gets stoned.. Badum tsss

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Why do single men live longer than married men?

Because they want to.

How do you make a living?

FRANKENSTEIN: make a living what

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What do you call two spiders who just got married?

Newlywebs.

What kind of fruit can't get married?

A Cantleope

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Where'd he go?

And the angel said, "He's at IHOP for never-ending pancakes" and they were like, "Word."

What do you call a woman in heaven?

An Angel A crowd of women in heaven - A host of Angels And all women in heaven - PEACE ON EARTH!