What did one Melon say to the other after it was asked marry it?

We Can't Alope

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When you ask a girl, Wanna go to the gym with me?

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What does AF mean?

After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask 10: Mom said you were lazy AF.

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How is being married like puttin' on a tin roof?

If you don't nail her good she'll be at the neighbors.

How can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you marry her as a billionaire.

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Which fruit can never get married?

Melons, because they can'telope.

Why did the melon insist on having a big wedding?

Because it cantaloupe.