What did one Melon say to the other after it was asked marry it?

We Can't Alope

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How do you make a motherboard?

I asked him. He said, "Tell her about my job."

What does it mean if holy water sizzles when it hits your skin?

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Which fruit wanted to run away and get married, but couldn't?

Cant-elope

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The Antelopes.

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Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

What do you get if you water a melon?

A wet melon.