What do you call a boat made out of corn?

A tortilla ship!

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Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!

How much did the pirate farmer charge for his corn?

A buck-an-ear!

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What do you call it when three French cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!

Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore