What do you call a boat made out of corn?

A tortilla ship!

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Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.

What do pirate farmers charge for their corn?

A buccaneer

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why is the rear end of a boat so tough?

It's made of stern stuff.

Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.