What do you call a boat made out of corn?

A tortilla ship!

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Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.

Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What do you call a boat that gives you nothing but trouble?

A woe boat.

Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore