What do you call a boat made out of corn?

A tortilla ship!

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Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

Who leads the corn into battle?

The kernal!

What do pirate farmers charge for their corn?

A buccaneer

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why shouldn't you take the Fourier transform of a square pulse while on a boat?

Because you don't wanna sinc!

When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row!