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What do you call a boat made out of corn?

A tortilla ship!

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How do you prepare corn like Sean Connery?

Shuck it long, and shuck it hard.

How much does a pirate pay for corn?

A Buck-An-Ear

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Why do they call boats "she"?

Because the wives had to get on board somehow.

Why is the rear end of a boat so tough?

It's made of stern stuff.