What does it sound like when Java laughs?

Java -jar jar.jar

How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.

How many IT guys does it take to Fix a printer?

Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.

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What sounds does a vicar's gun make?

Pew! Pew!

How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

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What's the problem with Java jokes?

They have no.

Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.