Java -jar jar.jar
She asked. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest ten " "Oh, I say. Go on then." she laughed. I said, "0."
Lmao Zedong
Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)
A high coo(/spoiler)
So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.
Because they use a strongly typed language.