What does it sound like when Java laughs?

Java -jar jar.jar

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What's the difference between a tribal tattoo and /r/jokes?

A tribal tattoo makes you laugh.

How can you tell which end of a worm is which?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!

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Whats the different between falling from the 10th floor and falling from the 1st floor?

The sound you make 10th floor " AHHHHHHHHH " 1st floor " AHHHHHHHHHH "

What sound does a subatomic Cow make?

Muuuuuuon

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Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.

Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.