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What does it sound like when Java laughs?

Java -jar jar.jar

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Whos the funniest Disney princess?

RaPUNzel *sits there laughing to self*...so lonely..

What happens to Stephen Hawking when he stops laughing?

He writes scary stories.

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What sound was made when a water truck collided with a vinegar truck?

DOUCHE!!!

Why is a cow that he jumps?

Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)

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If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

The rest of them will write Perl

How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.