What does it sound like when Java laughs?

Java -jar jar.jar

Previous Random Joke Next

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

When do accountants laugh out loud?

When somebody asks for a raise

How many tickles does it take to make laugh an octopus?

Ten tickles

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does a black widow make?

My husband be dead

What sound does a Nintendo Ambulence make?

Wii U, Wii U, Wii U, Wii U.

Java Jokes More Java Jokes

What did the Java code say to the C code?

You've got no class.

What's the difference between Java and JavaScript?

Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are.