What does it sound like when Java laughs?

Java -jar jar.jar

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What's the difference between Jimmy Fallon and myself?

I can get through a Jimmy Fallon joke without laughing.

Why are you not laughing?

Cos I'm quitting today.

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What sound does a Gordonramseysaurus make?

ITS RAWR!

Why are notes natural leaders?

Because while a note makes a sound, the rest is silent.

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Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

What's the difference between Java and JavaScript?

Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are.