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What's the difference between Java and JavaScript?

Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are.

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Underlay! Underlay!

What's the difference between Java and JavaScript?

Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are.

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What does it sound like when Java laughs?

Java -jar jar.jar

What's the problem with Java jokes?

They have no.