What's the difference between Java and JavaScript?

Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are.

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What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

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What did the carpet say to the floor?

Don't move -- I've got you covered.

What did Shakespeare say when his dog messed up the carpet?

Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*

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If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

The rest of them will write Perl

What's the difference between Java and JavaScript?

Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are.