What's the difference between Java and JavaScript?

Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are.

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How can you tell the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

I dunno, I just repost them.

What's the difference between a bug and an insect?

Judging by Table 5's reactions, not a lot.

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What do you get when you put a car and a pet together?

Carpet!

What do you call a Pixar film about Carpets?

A Rug's Life.

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Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.

Why do programmers drink coffee so much?

So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.