What's the difference between Java and JavaScript?

Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between an egg and a redditor?

Eggs get laid at least once.

What's the difference between Olive Garden and Reddit?

At Olive Garden the servers actually work.

Carpet Jokes More Carpet Jokes

What do you call a Pixar film about Carpets?

A Rug's Life.

What did the Mexican put under his carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!

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What does it sound like when Java laughs?

Java -jar jar.jar

What did the Java code say to the C code?

You've got no class.