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What's the difference between Java and JavaScript?

Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a collection and an addiction?

I don't have an alcohol collection.

What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.

Carpet Jokes More Carpet Jokes

What type of carpet do you put in an igloo?

Burr-burr

What did the carpet say to the floor?

Don't move -- I've got you covered.

Java Jokes More Java Jokes

What's the problem with Java jokes?

They have no.

How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.