What's the difference between Java and JavaScript?

Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a cow, and 9/11?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Andrew Jackson?

One goes from black to white, the other goes from white to black.

Carpet Jokes More Carpet Jokes

What did the carpet enthusiast say to his mistress?

I haven't had hard wood in 15 years.

What do you call a Pixar film about Carpets?

A Rug's Life.

Java Jokes More Java Jokes

Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#.

What does it sound like when Java laughs?

Java -jar jar.jar