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What's the difference between Java and JavaScript?

Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an egg and Elliot Rodger?

An egg gets laid before it cracks.

Why did the philanthropist learn how to subtract?

Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!

Carpet Jokes More Carpet Jokes

What did the carpet say to the floor?

Don't move -- I've got you covered.

What is a snowman's favorite kind of carpet?

BRRR BRRR

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What's the problem with Java jokes?

They have no.

What's the difference between Java and JavaScript?

Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are.