What did the carpet say to the floor?

Don't move -- I've got you covered.

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Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper

What was the most reliable and helpful vehicle in the 1800s?

The "I've got this Covered" Waggon

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What do Mexican's put under their carpet?

Underlay

What did Shakespeare say when his dog messed up the carpet?

Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*

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What did the spilled noodles say to the sauce pan?

I'm floored!

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.