What did the carpet say to the floor?

Don't move -- I've got you covered.

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What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying

What do you call a row of trucks covered in mozzarella?

A cheesy pickup line

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What do Mexicans put under their carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!

How did Aladdin die?

Carpet bombing.

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What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...

Why is everything lying on the floor?

My mom asked Gravity, I replied.