What did the carpet say to the floor?

Don't move -- I've got you covered.

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Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Why do mermaids wear bras?

To cover up their Ariel-as.

What you call a crocodile covered with tortillas?

A tacodile

Carpet Jokes More Carpet Jokes

What did the Mexican put under his carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!

What do you call a cute little animal you keep in your automobile?

A carpet.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?

He wanted to see the floor show!