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What did the carpet say to the floor?

Don't move -- I've got you covered.

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What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

A chocolate BAAA

Who is the coolest guy at the hospital?

The ultra sound guy. And who covers when hes off sick The hip replacement guy.

Carpet Jokes More Carpet Jokes

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What did the spilled noodles say to the sauce pan?

I'm floored!