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What did the carpet say to the floor?

Don't move -- I've got you covered.

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What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

What Should Make A Book Teacher: "What Should Be In A Book To Make It A Bestseller?

Jorkens: "A Girl On The Cover & No Cover On The Girl"

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Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

What's the difference between Java and JavaScript?

Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are.

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What did Hellen Keller not see when she fell?

The floor

What do you call two banana peels on the floor?

Slippers