What did the carpet say to the floor?

Don't move -- I've got you covered.

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What you call a crocodile covered with tortillas?

A tacodile

What do you call the nicest guy in the hospital?

The Ultra-sound guy..... Who covers him when he's not available The hip replacement guy!

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What's the difference between Java and JavaScript?

Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are.

What do Mexican's put under their carpet?

Underlay

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What kind of flooring does a Mexican fit?

Underlay! Underlay!

What did the cheese maker say when his vat got dumped to the floor?

That's no gouda