What do Mexicans put under their carpet?

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Why was Juan late to the Mexican food party?

Because he had to pick up the Pace! (Pace salsa)

What is the coldest dish at a Mexican restaurant?

A b-r-r-r-r-ito

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What did the carpet say to the floor?

Don't move -- I've got you covered.

Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

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What kind of flooring does a Mexican fit?

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What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to motivate his colleagues?

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