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What do Mexicans put under their carpet?

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What makes a Mexican saddest about the rise of ebooks?

The closing of the Borders.

What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to motivate his colleagues?

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What type of carpet do you put in an igloo?

Burr-burr

What do you call a Pixar film about Carpets?

A Rug's Life.

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What does Speedy Gonzalez keep under his carpet?

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What do Mexican's put under their carpet?

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