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What do Mexican's put under their carpet?

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What did the Mexican fireman name his children?

Jose and Hose B

What is a Mexican astronomer's favorite food?

A Quasar-dilla.

Carpet Jokes More Carpet Jokes

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

What type of carpet do you put in an igloo?

Burr-burr

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What did the Mexican put under his carpet?

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What does Speedy Gonzalez keep under his carpet?

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