What kind of money do polar bears use?

Ice!

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What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

Where does Santa stash his money?

In a snowbank.

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What kind of music do wind turbines listen to?

They're huge metal fans.

What kind of bird is that?

Just look at that bird!

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Whats the saddest thing about global warming/iceberg melting?

Polar bears won't be able to keep their cokes cold.

What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a seal?

A polar bear