Where does Santa stash his money?

In a snowbank.

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?

A Giving Christmas Tree

Why does Santa have such a beautiful garden?

He is always Hoe-hoe-hoeing.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What do you call a fish that's worth a lot of money?

A goldfish!

Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat?

To see if there was any more money in the kitty!

Snowbank Jokes More Snowbank Jokes

Where do Eskimos keep their money?

In snowbanks.

Where do polar bears go to deposit money?

A snowbank

Stash Jokes More Stash Jokes

Why do people always make such a fuss over how much a newborn weighs?

It's a baby, not a stash of heroin.

Where does Santa stash his money?

In a snowbank.