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Where does Santa stash his money?

In a snowbank.

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

What did the dyslexic Satanist do?

He sold his soul to Santa.

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What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

What do you call two siblings that take your money?

Fine brothers

Snowbank Jokes More Snowbank Jokes

Where do snowmen keep their money?

In a snowbank!

Where does Santa stash his money?

In a snowbank.

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Where does Santa stash his money?

In a snowbank.

Why do people always make such a fuss over how much a newborn weighs?

It's a baby, not a stash of heroin.