Where does Santa stash his money?

In a snowbank.

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Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

A dependent Claus.

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Where do fishes keep their money?

In river banks

Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

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Where does Santa stash his money?

In a snowbank.

Where do polar bears go to deposit money?

A snowbank

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Where does Santa stash his money?

In a snowbank.