March Madness Sale - 25% Off

Where does Santa stash his money?

In a snowbank.

Previous Random Joke Next
Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

Who picks it up?

Santa. The other two don't exist.

What drink does Santa give to naughty children?

Coala

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat?

To see if there was any more money in the kitty!

Where does a hedge knight invest his money?

In a hedge fund

Snowbank Jokes More Snowbank Jokes

Where do polar bears go to deposit money?

A snowbank

Where do Polar Bears keep their money?

In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke

Stash Jokes More Stash Jokes

Where does Santa stash his money?

In a snowbank.

Why do people always make such a fuss over how much a newborn weighs?

It's a baby, not a stash of heroin.