Where does Santa stash his money?

In a snowbank.

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Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Because it has long-distance runners on each side.

What's Santa's favorite snack?

A crisp Pringle

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Why is PBS asking me for money?

If I had money I wouldn't need to pretend crow migration habits are good entertainment.

What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

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Where does Santa stash his money?

In a snowbank.

Where do snowmen keep their money?

In a snowbank!

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Where does Santa stash his money?

In a snowbank.