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What does an envelope say when you lick it?

Nothing. It just shuts up.

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What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

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What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

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What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

What begins with E, ends with E, and has one letter?

Envelope