What does an envelope say when you lick it?

Nothing. It just shuts up.

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Why do dogs lick their balls?

Because they can.

What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

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What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.

What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

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What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.