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What does an envelope say when you lick it?

Nothing. It just shuts up.

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What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl?

Just flush it like everybody else does.

What does an envelope say when you lick it?

Nothing. It just shuts up.

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What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella?

The umbrella can be shut up.

When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

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What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

I'm stuck on you!

How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.