What does an envelope say when you lick it?

Nothing. It just shuts up.

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Lick Jokes More Lick Jokes

Why did the cannibal go to KFC?

He heard it was finger licking good.

What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.

Why are pigs such early risers?

Did you ever try to shut off a rooster

Envelope Jokes More Envelope Jokes

What type of animals are put on envelopes?

Seals.

What starts with "E" and has only one letter in it?

Envelope!