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What does an envelope say when you lick it?

Nothing. It just shuts up.

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Lick Jokes More Lick Jokes

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.

What makes you qualified for this job?

Me: Because i work for less and good at licking. Mgmt: You're hired.

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk?

Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave

What did the nun say to the priest?

Shut up

Envelope Jokes More Envelope Jokes

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

I'm stuck on you!

What 8-letter word has one letter in it?

Envelope.