Where do polar bears go to deposit money?

A snowbank

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What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

What is it called when you give money to a plains bison?

A buffaloan!

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What is the definition of a polar bear?

A rectangular bear after a coordinate transformation.

What's a Polar Bear's favourite soup?

A laksa.

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What's the difference between me and a pigeon?

A pigeon can make a deposit on a BMW

What's the difference between a sperm bank and an regular bank?

When you start to make deposits at the sperm bank, you loose interest

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Where do Eskimos keep their money?

In snowbanks.

Where does Santa stash his money?

In a snowbank.