Where do Polar Bears keep their money?

In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke

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Why are “Dad Jokes” so good?

Because the punchline is apparent.

Where do salt lovers go to pray?

OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)

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Where does a river keep it's money?

At the bank.

What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

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What do you call someone who doesn't like The Simpsons?

A Homerphobe! LOL! Just made that up!

Which one of the smurfs is the only one to recycle?

Smurfette, as she's the only one with a blue box!

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Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

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What's the stupidest animal in the jungle?

The polar bear.

What is the difference between a polar bear and the World Series?

One has cubs

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Where do Polar Bears keep their money?

In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke

Where do snowmen keep their money?

In a snowbank!