Where do Polar Bears keep their money?

In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke

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Where do salt lovers go to pray?

OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)

What is the one thing Batman and Superman don't have to worry about?

Dad Jokes.

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What do you call a bread place that doesn't make any money?

A Naanprofit!

What kind of money do polar bears use?

Ice!

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What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies....lol...

Which one of the smurfs is the only one to recycle?

Smurfette, as she's the only one with a blue box!

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How many people does it take to make a joke on /r/Jokes?

Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.

What do elves post on Social Media?

Elf-ies.

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What do polar bears have for lunch?

Ice burger!

What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a seal?

A polar bear

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Where do snowmen keep their money?

In a snowbank!

Where do Eskimos keep their money?

In snowbanks.