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What's the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get?

Mine is a skittle.

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Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

How do you print something when you've really got to go to the toilet?

You ctrl p.

When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE: I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE: I use your toothbrush.

Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

What did Cinderella say when she reached the ball?

Nothing, she just made gagging noises

Why can't penguins fly?

They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What do you calla person that inherits a lot of money?

A millionheir.

Who's there? Hotel. Hotel who?

Ho, tell me where my money is!

Small Jokes More Small Jokes

What is the smallest part of a little person?

Their wee-knees!

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

Skittle Jokes More Skittle Jokes

What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

What's the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get?

Mine is a skittle.