What's the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get?

Mine is a skittle.

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With a shat nav.

What did the Frenchman say when he saw a dirty toilet?

Eau de Toilette! (eww, the toilet)

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They both can't reach really far.

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Nothing, she just made gagging noises

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Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

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A high five...

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They're just doing their small part, because EA loves micro trans actions.

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Their wee-knees!

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Ms? They keep falling through. If that's not offensive enough, replace it with black Jesus and skittles.

What's the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get?

Mine is a skittle.