Small Jokes

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

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What's the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get?

Mine is a skittle.

What do you call a 7' 2" fortune teller in his underpants?

A large medium in smalls.