What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

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Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What's the difference between a small child and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

Why did the elephant cross the road?

Because the chicken was having a day off!

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What starts with r and ends with d?

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Why do polish people all have ski at the end of their name?

Because they can't spell toboggan.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

How many Sandpeople does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You never can tell. The Sandpeople always ride in single file to hide their numbers.

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What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.

Small Body Jokes More Small Body Jokes

What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

Skittle Jokes More Skittle Jokes

What's the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get?

Mine is a skittle.

Why doesn't Jesus like M&amp?

Ms? They keep falling through. If that's not offensive enough, replace it with black Jesus and skittles.