What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

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Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

How much do the potatoes cost?

How much do the potatoes cost " - "2.50" - "And the bag" - "The bag is free" - "Ok, give me the bag"

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why did Night fall?

Because Day tripped him.

What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What begins with E, ends with E, and has one letter?

Envelope

What's the best thing about owning a car in Liverpool?

You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

What abs?

Me: "The abs hiding under this protective layer of you're grounded."

Why did the baby squirrel wear a diaper?

To hide his nuts!!

End Day Jokes More End Day Jokes

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

Small Body Jokes More Small Body Jokes

What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

Skittle Jokes More Skittle Jokes

What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

What's the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get?

Mine is a skittle.