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What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

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Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

How is the world like a bag of jellybeans?

Nobody likes the black ones.

What's the difference between a 5 year old kid and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Whats a dentists favorite time of day?

The time of day he get into his BMW to go home from the dentists office after touching mouths all day

What do you call a T-Rex that's been weightlifting all day?

Dino-sore

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why is trigonometry so hard to talk about?

You always end up going off onto tangents.

How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Where do all the good boys go to hide away?

R/cringepics Based off Daya's song "Hide Away"

What do you call Jamal's dad during Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years?

Hide n' Seek World Champion 2010-2016

End Day Jokes More End Day Jokes

What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.

Small Body Jokes More Small Body Jokes

What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

Skittle Jokes More Skittle Jokes

What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

What's the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get?

Mine is a skittle.