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What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

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Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee?

Grounds for termination.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games?

The Wii hours of the morning.

What's a dentists favorite time of day?

Tooth-Hurty

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why can't pencils have babies?

Because they have rubbers on their end.

What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!

Why are Pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with?

Because they Pikachu

End Day Jokes More End Day Jokes

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.

Small Body Jokes More Small Body Jokes

What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

Skittle Jokes More Skittle Jokes

What's the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get?

Mine is a skittle.

What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.