What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

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Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?

As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How was your day?

And he goes: " rrrrRough "

What is the hottest time of day?

2:flirty

End Jokes More End Jokes

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

What is formed at the end of mitosis?

My nailses

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

To hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

End Day Jokes More End Day Jokes

What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

Small Body Jokes More Small Body Jokes

What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

Skittle Jokes More Skittle Jokes

What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

What's the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get?

Mine is a skittle.