Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

They always take things literally.

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What is the main ingredient of a fractal fondue?

Mandel broth Ha ha ha The puns I make up while working as a grocery cashier..

Where do you put a hot dog?

On a pun.

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What do you call a person that raises the dead and also had a thing for napes?

A neck-romancer

Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

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Why do people ask "what the hell were you thinking"?

Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it

How many judges does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him. Just one but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it.