Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

They always take things literally.

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What are people afraid of puns called?

Homophonic I'm sorry...

What do you call a pun in a marathon?

A running joke

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Why is your January report card so bad?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas!

How do you pay for things in the Czech Republic?

Cash or Czech Edit: a word

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How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

What dies a little, when explained about?

A joke.