They always take things literally.
Mount Cleverest
I've never... META... group of people so obsessed with puns before.. Fine, I'll leave :(:(
There's no such thing as potato quality there.
Nice watch
The one who you have to explain the joke to.
Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.