Why don't kleptomaniacs understand puns?

They always take things literally.

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What sound does a debugging Web Developer make?

Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. *only true Web Developers will understand* *original joke*

Why did the liontamer stop using WinZip?

Because lions only understand.rars

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Why can't you tell pun jokes to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things literally

Why was the kleptomaniac frustrated by that joke "why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

He couldn't take a joke.