Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

They always take things literally.

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Why was the pun so offensive?

It was homophonic.

What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes?

A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays

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Why is Nicolas Cage's radio so loud?

He doesn't know how to turn things down

What do you call a reptile that loves putting things in groups?

A segreGATOR

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A user interface is like a joke.

If you have to explain it then it is not that good.

How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco Bell for lunch