Why can't you trick an aborted fetus?

It wasn't born yesterday

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Who is your best friend?

Robert" "Since when is Robert your best friend " "Yesterday."

What would you call it if pigs were flying yesterday?

Swine flu

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Why do you love your puppy more than you love your wife?

Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her

What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches?

Visa or Mastercard?