Why can't you fool an aborted baby?

They weren't born yesterday.

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What did the large furry mammal say when the salamander who kept asking for favors went too far?

I can't bear it! You axolotl of me this time!

Why the long pause?

Asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"

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What does Miley Cyrus have for Christmas Dinner?

Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already.

How long have you been in pain?

Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997

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Why can't you trick an aborted baby?

Because it was not born yesterday.

Why can't you fool the aborted baby?

It wasn't born yesterday.

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Why can't you trick an unemployed jester?

Because he's nobody's fool!

Why are snakes hard to fool?

They have no legs to pull!