What do you call the guy you buy your weed from?

Your chron-tact.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

What is a guy with ED favorite saying?

I'm going to PUMP YOU UP!

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Where do hipsters buy their clothes?

Most likely a thrift store or Urban Outfitters, TBH.

Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?

Ebay.

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What do you call the guy you buy your weed from?

Your chron-tact.

What does weed and the Quran have in common?

If you burn it you get stoned