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What do you call the guy you buy your weed from?

Your chron-tact.

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What do you call the guy who manages my apartment building?

The thoooperintendent.

What do you call the guy who envies his friend's gelatin?

Jello-us

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Where does the CIA buy its groceries?

Whole Foods

Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears?

I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!

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Where do bears go after smoking some weed?

Hibearnation

What does the drug dealer make sure to do?

Weed out only the best suppliers