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What do you call the guy you buy your weed from?

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Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

What did the shooting range instructor say to the guy in a wheelchair?

Parachute

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Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears?

I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!

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Where do bears go after smoking some weed?

Hibearnation

Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.