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What do you call the guy you buy your weed from?

Your chron-tact.

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Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

How does a guy prove he's tough?

He jogs home after his vasectomy.. Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer.

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What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?

Shorts!

What should you buy if your hair falls out?

A good vacuum cleaner!

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What do you call a family in which everyone from grand parents to grand kids smoke weed?

Joint Family.

What do you call someone addicted to both crack and weed?

A rockin' roller.