What do you call the guy you buy your weed from?

Your chron-tact.

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What did the guy who didn't like vegetables say?

I don't really carrot all for vegetables.

Why did that guy shoot up the church in South Carolina?

He thought it was the white thing to do.

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How is marijuana stock sold on the stock market?

Buy high sell higher.

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What do you call a lighter that is only used for weed?

A highlighter Edit: Or a Bud Light Courtesy of u/isnottoast

What do you call someone who's never smoked weed?

IlLITerate