How fast can you travel in any direction in an airport?

Terminal velocity.

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Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

Because Happy Hour ended.

What do you call a large vehicle that travels the world serving breakfast?

Universal cereal bus

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Who was the only novelist with both direction and magnitude?

Vector Hugo.

Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

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Why JFK doesn't wear hats?

It is an airport.

What do you call being sick because of an airport?

Terminal illness

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How fast can you travel in any direction in an airport?

Terminal velocity.

Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?

Because he reached terminal velocity.