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How fast can you travel in any direction in an airport?

Terminal velocity.

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What do you call a traveling Pope?

A Roamin' Catholic.

What famous hotel chain do muslims prefer when travelling on religious holidays?

Ramadamadan.

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Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

What is the only bent straight line?

Its One Direction of course.

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Why ya going to the airport?

Flying Somewhere?": "How'd you guess?": "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?": "Aspen.": "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."

What do you call being sick because of an airport?

Terminal illness

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How fast can you travel in any direction in an airport?

Terminal velocity.

Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?

Because he reached terminal velocity.