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How fast can you travel in any direction in an airport?

Terminal velocity.

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What do you call a traveling Pope?

A Roamin' Catholic.

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IN PLANE SIGHT!

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Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?

Because he reached terminal velocity.

How fast can you travel in any direction in an airport?

Terminal velocity.